NOTICE TO READERS

We will be coming back next week! That's right, after going away on "vacation" or "rehab" as some say, ExSA will be back in full force. So watch out.

Seriously, watch out.

Assignment 28: Project: Author Assignment!

I know, I know. We're super late. We both work long hours, and frankly, it takes a toll on us creatively.

So be creative for us!

I want you guys to assign us some things to do. We might not be able to do them, or even prove taht we've done them, but hey, them's the breaks, right?

The best assignement just might get a prize. Seriously.

Assignment 27: Out of State Date

We all have friends who live out of state - or if you're from Texas or Cali, someone far away. Google search a location in their town, either some crazy local or some arsty farsty event, and send it to them with instructions to go and to send you a digital pic of them there. yay!

Assignment 27: Vexing Texting

Text message (or instant message, or postcard or other form of quick written communication) the quick message "Rumplestiltskin" to someone you don't usually talk to.

Maybe it will lead to a smile. Or at least a comment about the out of the ordinary experience.

You could be a memory.

Assignment 27: Smile like you mean it

Here's one for you. Smile at everyone today. And not sarcastically. Just smile. See if it makes you happier.












Ster and I are in Cali now, Sterling is drunk somewhere and I'm off to church. We're making our way through the town and hope to be famous within the next 2 months. Sorry we have failed to post in a while, but cut us some slack, we just moved across the country. We'll get batter at this, or at least I will, never know how Ster will flow. :)

Assignment 26: Westward Ho!

Um - move to California. That's your assignment.



Well, we here at ESA are doing just that - so check back next week for more regularly updated posts, live via satellite feed from sunny California.

Assignment 25: reference Von Wolfe

At some point today - make a reference to the cinematic masterpiece "Teen Wolf."
Here are some examples.


Them - "Did you see Brokeback Mountain?"
You - "No, but I did rent Teen Wolf"

or

Them - "Did you see Charlie's five o'clock shadow?"
You - "No, but MJFox sure did have a big beard in Teen Wolf"

That is all.




I have three rules which I live by: Never get less than 12 hours sleep, never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city, and never go near a lady with a tattoo of a dagger on her hand. Now you stick with that, and everything else is cream cheese. -- head coach from Teen Wolf