Assignment 16: Wishing You...

Today, secretly make up a birthday card for a coworker.

Oh, it doesn't matter if it's their birthday or not. It's actually better if it's not. Take your handmade card around to other coworkers and make them sign it and leave cutesy messages.

Ask them what they got the birthday boy/girl, then stare at them with contempt as they stumble over their excuses for forgetting a coworker's birthday.

Deliver the birthday card anonymously at the end of the day. If anyone mentions it in the future, feign ignorance, then proclaim that it wasn't even that person's birthday that day.