Assignment 28: Project: Author Assignment!

I know, I know. We're super late. We both work long hours, and frankly, it takes a toll on us creatively.

So be creative for us!

I want you guys to assign us some things to do. We might not be able to do them, or even prove taht we've done them, but hey, them's the breaks, right?

The best assignement just might get a prize. Seriously.